i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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