it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I cannot find my penis.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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