hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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