I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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