There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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