This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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