This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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