I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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