We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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