So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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