how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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