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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.

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(806): View more from Texas

he shaved USA in his pubs

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(253): View more from Washington

I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself

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(706): View more from Georgia

rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots

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(513): View more from Ohio

walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it

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(330): View more from Ohio

Im coming down to miami this weekend

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We shall drink from the everclear river

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(204): View more from Manitoba

The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.

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(850): View more from Florida

I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.

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