Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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