I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My vagina is officially offended.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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