great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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