I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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