You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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