In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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