4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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