So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
you win again, gameday.
we're making bets on your personal life
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
