Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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