How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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