what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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