Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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