i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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