When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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