it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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