no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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