Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize