69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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