are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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