I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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