idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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