Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I think your dad took our porno
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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