do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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