So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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