At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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