It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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