I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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