I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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