Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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