i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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