just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
jump out the window naked night went bad
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