He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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