My first STD was from a foam party
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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