The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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