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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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