We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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