i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
your like the ambassador to my penis.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
