I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Couch. On fire.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
