How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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