Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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