Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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