At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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