Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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