we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
How external is "for external use only"?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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